Saturday, September 22, 2012

Log on Barbie, Let's go Party....




It’s 11 p.m. and my friend and I are squashed into a corner of a smoky Hanoi drinking establishment. Aqua’s “I’m a Barbie Girl” thunders from the vintage sound system and a lady-boy is dancing on the pool table. It feels like we’ve been catapulted back in time.
Don’t get me wrong; I’ve always been a huge Aqua fan. In fact there was that time at the European Music Awards after-party back in 2000 when the bald man took quite a shine to me – pardon the bad pun — but that was long ago, far away, totally offline and off the record.
This Vietnamese mosh-pit of singlets and sequins, smoke and sweat known as GC Bar isn’t the most comfortable venue I’ve ventured into, nor is it likely to pick up any safety awards anytime soon.
There are electrical wires protruding from the walls and the Seventies silver twirling apparatus appears to have malfunctioned and come loose from its chain.
Putting aside our fears of imminent electrocution or death-by-disco ball, we can’t help but enjoy ourselves.
Bars like this – where gay, lesbian and transgender people can sock back a few drinks openly – would have been unthinkable in Vietnam just a few years ago.
This was the country that a decade back described homosexuality as a ‘social evil’ perpetrated by ‘depraved foreigners’, along with prostitution and drug use.
This is also the nation that a month ago set in motion debate to become the first Southeast Asian country to legally recognize same-sex relationships.
Things are changing very quickly in this part of the world.
Vientiane, Laos, has its own equivalent of Hanoi’s GC Bar. It’s called GQ, is roughly the size of a small corner store, and features epilepsy-inducing strobe lights and about six dance tracks, speeded up to make even Madonna sound like a chipmunk and repeated every 30 minutes on high-rotation. But, what the hell, it’s a start.
Phnom Penh’s scene has been going for a while. One of its original bars, Blue Chili, is doing a roaring trade. Admittedly, it took them a while to grasp the concept of “inclusion” and when I visited with Australian friends a few years back we were politely informed “lesbians must sit in the upstairs section.” Fortunately, I’m told they’ve since scrapped this segregated seating set-up!
Hanoi, Vientiane and even Yangon, Myanmar, held their first ever pride celebrations this year. Granted, none was on the scale of Sydney Mardi Gras or San Francisco or New York Pride.
But in Southeast Asia, dykes don’t roar down main roads on motorbikes, nuns don’t dance and no-one shouts for equal rights.
In fact, no-one ‘shouts’ about anything. In this part of the world, the GLBT revolution is a quiet one. But it is a revolution, nonetheless.
And the driving force has been online, through social media, via Internet sites that have gradually built up a presence, a following and grown to become extremely influential.
I’ve spent the past week or so contacting the main ones, including fridae.com, Yawning Bread and Utopia, minus about four days when I succumbed to a horrid stomach bug followed by a major Wi-Fi crash, which combined have left me feeling isolated, impotent and flaccid as well as gastrically challenged.
But too much information, Craig. So, what have I discovered?
At the risk of being branded a total blog-tease, I’m still sifting through the enthusiastic responses to the questions I sent out and it’s been suggested I “shorten my posts” and “make them more frequent.”
So sorry to leave you hanging – oh dear god, did I really just write that? – but you will find out in part two, coming soon, I promise, “No more excuses, no no, ‘cause you’ve heard them all before, a hundred times or mooooooorreeeeeee……”
Stay Tuned! 

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